The Seven Enormous Sides of Newt Gingrich: Endorse We Must for a Bulging America
I hereby declare that Newt Gingrich is the perfect candidate to lead my beloved Tea Party to the Promised Land. After flirting with so many others who only offered a single desirable attribute that made me wave my flag in patriotic fervor, I have finally found a God among men who is the answer to my prayers. Yes, Newt’s the man to bullwhip that African Demon back to the plantation next November:
